This isn't mine but I had to share it.
A lecture about English
A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day.
"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."
A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
About Me
- thefilminator
- I'll tell you what I'm not. I'm not flashy unless I've got my camera with me. I'm not flamboyant unless I'm swimming in a pool of burning gasoline. I'm not bright unless I'm on fire. I'm not creative unless I've got a pencil in my hand. I'm not bold unless I'm holding a large Sharpie. I'm not confrontational unless you bring up Superman. I'm not a rambler unless you bring up a subject that I'm passionate about. I'm not stupid unless you bring up... ...stuff. I'm not an air head unless your bike has a flat tire. I'm not an only child unless you don't count my two sisters. I'm not an artist unless you're everybody but Jenevieve Moon. I'm not political unless you tell me I'm incorrect. I'm not blind unless I'm not wearing my corrective lenses. I'm not clever or witty unless I've got a week and a half to come up with something clever or witty. I'm not getting any younger unless you're referring to my maturity level. And last but not least, I'm not Batman.
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